Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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