Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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