"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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