Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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