i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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