? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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