sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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