Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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