why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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