Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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