She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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