their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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