He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize
