this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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