Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
How external is "for external use only"?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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