If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Someone shattered a urinal.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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