Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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