I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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