at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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