I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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