Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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