I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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