The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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