Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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