so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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