if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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