Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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