Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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