i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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