Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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