so that wasnt chicken after all
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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