Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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