I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Reggie can tackle my bush.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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