Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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