you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
