I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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