Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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