I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
someone owes me an orgasm
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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