how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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