I bet he comes in French.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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