the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
