Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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