I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize