Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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