coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Who died my cat blue again?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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