some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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