let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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