he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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