Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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