she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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