would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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