spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize