Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You are the jesus of drinking
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
