Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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